Allergies

We all have reactions to different people and circumstances. When our reaction is negative, or anything less than satisfactory, i think it's an internal volcanic eruption signaling "sucky"...so here's what I'm allergic to:

1) Carbs. They make me break out in fat.

2) People who drop the f-bomb way to much. Diahrea forms in my eardrums.

3) Complainers/Whiners. I get an irritating headache which results in bitch-out backlash.

Just had to shed a few of my rants. What are you allergic to?